So I totally posted this ad on craigslist today:

Do you own a scooter?
Do you have too much money and want a scooter? http://spokane.craigslist.org/search/mcy?query=scooter
Do you secretly wish you were one of the “Cool Kids?”

Here’s your chance! We’re extending an exclusive invitation for you to join Spokane’s newest and Hippest Scooter Club!
There only two requirements!

1. You must have a scooter (or access to someone elses scooter!)
2. Your scooter must have a name!

Simply email me for acceptance into the club!
Our first meeting will be disclosed via email to all members, so act now before this exclusive offer is gone FOREVER!!!!!!!
P.S. Yes, I did have way too much fun writing this.